You Only Need 2 Out Of 3 Right Here!
So the topic is OTHER January holidays. You have to guess if these ridiculous holidays are real, or if I made them up . . .
1. International Sweatpants Day.
Yes: TODAY is International Sweatpants Day. It’s all about being lazy and not giving a crap . . .
2. National Lie to Your Parents Day.
B.S. We made that one up . . . and it’s not really necessary, since a large percentage of us do it multiple times a month anyway.
3. Z Day, honoring people whose names begin with the letter “Z.”
Yes: It was January 1st. Your friends Zoey and Zach are still furious you missed it.
4. Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day.
Yes: Real holiday. Some idiot who ISN’T us came up with it. It was on January 11th.
5. National Hold It Day, where you have to save water by not using the bathroom.
B.S. We made that one up. But someone should lobby for it to be on September 28th . . . a.k.a., National Drink Beer Day.
The more you know right?
~Tymo
